Category Archives: South West Trains

Beef

No. 1 personal commuting beef at moment is inability to experience peaceful journey home due to gobby gits on train subjecting flower-like ears to painful noise pollution. Thus have instigated new regime whereby, if seat on train become subject to … Continue reading

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The Danger of Flowers

Waiting for delayed train at Waterloo Station, loitering around giant escalator at top end of concourse which lead to deserted haven of bars, upmarket retail outlets etc, stuffing face with burger when small, somewhat tubby, female senior citizen, in jaunty … Continue reading

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Edvard Munch: In the Lair of the Revenue Inspector

The appointed day for my interview with Her Majesty‚Äôs Revenue Inspectorate having arrived, I redeemed my three piece worsted suit from the pawnbrokers and put a shine on my shoes that a Guardsman would have been proud of. My toiletries … Continue reading

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