Category Archives: Surrey

Yeehaw!

Rocked back on heels this morning by banner headline in Metro which read: ‘Commuting like Wild West, says Transport for London boss.’ This astonishing statement made by Sir Peter Gerard Hendry CBE, Commissioner for Transport in London. Eagerly scan article … Continue reading

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The Danger of Flowers

Waiting for delayed train at Waterloo Station, loitering around giant escalator at top end of concourse which lead to deserted haven of bars, upmarket retail outlets etc, stuffing face with burger when small, somewhat tubby, female senior citizen, in jaunty … Continue reading

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Edvard Munch: In the Lair of the Revenue Inspector

The appointed day for my interview with Her Majesty’s Revenue Inspectorate having arrived, I redeemed my three piece worsted suit from the pawnbrokers and put a shine on my shoes that a Guardsman would have been proud of. My toiletries … Continue reading

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The Equity Train is Leaving

‘The Equity Train is leaving!’ bellowed a City pillock wearing a pair of earphones the size of sunflower heads, on my train last evening as it approached Esher Station, to what appeared to be a potential investor he was trying … Continue reading

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Windows

First day of spring commute. Not a cloud in the sky, sun shining brightly, daffodils sprouting, birds chirping. Flood tides have receded, huzzah, and pigeon sent out to look for dry land has returned with may blossom in its beak. … Continue reading

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Team Meeting

Miss train at Esher so get taxi to Surbiton where congratulate self on escaping noisy family gang at station by nifty footwork when train arrive. Have just started stuffing face with pain au raisin at far end of railway carriage … Continue reading

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Wellies

Due to the continuous downpours us sterling Brits have suffered since the autumn, the flood down Station Path has been in and out of situ pretty much every week since the New Year, making each morning’s journey to Esher station … Continue reading

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