Monthly Archives: February 2013

Escalator Athletics

  Trained today at work on cardiopulmonary resuscitation and use of defibrillators. Thus, if commuter keel over with cardiac arrest, has a 20% better chance of survival now if Post Traumatic Commuter in vicinity. Hope to God that never happens. … Continue reading

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Are You Sure I’m Not Jackie Onassis?

Another beautiful morning, though frosty underfoot. Shattered after long day yesterday, miss train. Trudge down Station Path to Esher station,  exchange greetings with cheery robin dotting about on path and purchase tasty buttered sultana scone from coffee vendor on station … Continue reading

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Beautiful spring-like day. Sun shining, birds chirping, sky Wedgwood blue, world fresh and new.  Winter possibly over, loud sing cuccu.  Soak up sun’s ray on platform to build up Vitamin D levels whilst awaiting train (cancelled) and inspecting suspicious red … Continue reading

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After work, go to Comedy Theatre.  Following show, take Bakerloo line from Piccadilly Circus to Waterloo.  At Piccadilly Circus, bloke politely lets me on train first.  Decide to stand rather than sit, and he stands at other door.  Realise have … Continue reading

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Take tube to Wimbledon.  Reading Home and Property section in Evening Standard.  At Wimbledon Park, catapulted out of ironically detached and amused expression adopted when reading about how desirable Hackney is at horrendous sound like hyena barfing up half a wart-hog … Continue reading

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